assface. Face of the blockchain. Try explaining this to friends and family.

Look at this face. It's sad. It's a butt. It's art. Join $assface & let's leave a brown mark on the blockchain.

It started with a single tear, a beautiful assfaced creature drawn with a mouse on Windows 98.

DEXSCREENER

daily reminder: if you didn’t get your dose of assface today what are you even doing with your life?

people out here drinking green juice, journaling, and meditating. meanwhile the real key to inner peace is staring into a cup of assface like it’s judging your entire existence.… pic.twitter.com/vfYv7PEKLB
— assfacecto (@assfacecto) April 28, 2026

The internet runs on people talking shit to each other. That’s not even a criticism, it’s just reality. Billions of people log on every day and communicate through sarcasm, jokes, insults, and memes. It’s how people bond, compete, and express themselves without taking things too… pic.twitter.com/LcrFB7i7c5
— assfacecto (@assfacecto) April 28, 2026

COMMUNICATIONS

"Dev stepped back, meme still hits, so we stepped up!" - Unc Marv

$assface is now a CTO

VC's on X Spaces and Telegram every day with Uncle Marv.

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Assface shout outs

Nova

"- Coin is organic, no major kols and known r4pists
- Coin is sort of established now, 15 days old
- Change Now funded wallets have 0.85% which is low
- Coinbase funded wallets cluster has 25% which is good
- Volatility range is still good for a coin that old"

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Assface is more than just a token; it's a testament to community power and resilience. With the original developer stepping back, our dedicated community has taken the reins to drive this project forward. We embody the spirit of decentralization, proving that a strong community can lead the way.